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Asker Anonymous Asks:
It's been decided that all four of you will spend the day at a carnival. What would your plans be for it? What would everyone do? What if Decker showed up?
asktheateam asktheateam Said:

“We’d have to go on all the rides, ‘specially the fast ones that go upside down, and we’d have to get cotton candy, and win a whole lotta prizes—”

“Murdock, we don’t have time to go to a carnival!”

“Yeah fool, you think Decker gonna jus’ let us go to a carnival?Man, he’ll have the place surrounded”


“I dunno BA, I don’t think rollercoasters are his bag. Hear they make him sick.”

“We really don’t have time for ONE ride, Colonel?”

“Well one ride won’t be so bad. “ 

“AW HANNIBAL”

“Hannibal, it’s not just going to be one ride! If you let him go on one, he’ll want to go on ALL of them.”

“And I want a prize.”

“You’re no fun Lieutenant. Murdock wants a prize, I want pizza. I’m sure there’s something for BA in there. Think of all the friends you can make Face.”

“Man I ain’t going to no carnival jus’ so that fool can act all crazy an’ Face can scam ladies”

“Who said I was going to ‘scam ladies’ B.A.? That hurts my feelings!”

“Nobody said anything about scamming ladies BA, take it easy. Lighten up, we’ll go in, grab some popcorn, Murdock can get his prize and we’ll be out of there before Decker even makes it to the concessions stand.”