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Asker Anonymous Asks:
....You guys ate Lynch for lunch? Did you do that with Decker too?
asktheateam asktheateam Said:

“Well Lynch was for lunch so we had Decker for brunch.”
“Hey you rhymed Colonel!”
“Can we have marshmallows after?”
“Why are we talking about eating people!?”
“Oh have some fun, Face.”
“Fool I eat food, don’t eat no people. Didn’t your momma ever tell you it’s wrong to eat things with faces?”
“Now don’t even go there, big guy. I saw the faces your momma used to make on your pancakes, Scooter. She showed us pictures.”